Mark Twain

"It isn't so astonishing, the number of things that I can remember, as the number of things I can remember that aren't so."

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"A home without a cat — and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?"

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"Darwin abolished special creations, contributed the Origin of Species and hitched all life together in one unbroken procession."

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"I wish I could make him understand that a loving good heart is riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty."

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"Herodotus says, "Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all: the conscientious historian will correct these defects."

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"and so when I couldn't stand it no longer, I lit out. I got into my old rags and my sugar-hogshead again, and was free and satisfied."

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"I set down in a chair by the window and tried to think of something cheerful, but it warn't no use. I felt so lonesome I most wished I was dead."

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"There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice."

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"Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it."

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"He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it, namely, that, in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain."

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