Mark Twain

"Human nature appears to be just the same, all over the world"

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"I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead."

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"A person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was gitting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful."

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"Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough."

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"Stars and shadows ain't good to see by."

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"The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them."

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"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly everybody will side with you when you are in the right."

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"You gwyne to have considerable trouble in yo' life, en considerable joy. Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well agin."

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"Who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it?"

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"October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February."

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