Grow with Grace. Live with Purpose.

Mark Twain

"I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened."

"The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French."

"It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not deserve them."

"One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke."

"Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out."

"Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet."

"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows."

"I don't like to commit myself about Heaven and Hell, you see, I have friends in both places."

"Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so."

"Well, there are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce."

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