Grow with Grace. Live with Purpose.

Mark Twain

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."

"I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly."

"Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid."

"When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people."

"If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times."

"The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes."

"There isn't a parallel of latitude but thinks it would have been the equator if it had had its rights."

"The thing for us to do is just to do our duty, and not worry about whether anybody sees us do it or not."

"Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use."

"The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this."

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