Grow with Grace. Live with Purpose.

Mark Twain

"Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge."

"I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't."

"The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also."

"Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever."

"There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy."

"What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey."

"It is not that I believe that there are too many idiots in this world, just that lightning isn't distributed right."

"In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?"

"I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately."

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know."

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