Mark Twain

"A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught."

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"A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't."

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"New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin."

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"Sometimes I wish we could hear of a country that's out of kings."

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"A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read."

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"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."

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"Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks."

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"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce."

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"Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it."

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"A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds."

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