Grow with Grace. Live with Purpose.

Mark Twain

"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."

"I would rather decline two drinks than one German adjective."

"Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often."

"Children have but little charity for each other's defects."

"I know grammar by ear only, not by note, not by the rules."

"Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed."

"Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are pliable."

"You can tell German wine from vinegar ... by the label."

"The Creator made Italy with designs by Michelangelo."

"I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55."

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