Mark Twain

"If a cat sits on a hot stove, that cat won't sit on a hot stove again. That cat won't sit on a cold stove either. That cat just don't like stoves."

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"When ill luck begins, it does not come in sprinkles, but in showers."

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"You cannot surprise an individual more than twice with the same marvel"

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"The lack of money is the root of all evil."

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"The human race is a race of cowards, and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner."

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"A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval."

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"Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do."

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"Memories which someday will become all beautiful when the last annoyance that encumbers them shall have faded out of our minds."

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"To get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with."

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"The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money."

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