Mark Twain

"It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them."

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"It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you."

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"It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech."

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"It's considered good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."

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"In his private heart no man much respects himself."

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"It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it's the parts that I do understand."

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"It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress."

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"I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!"

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"I was born modest - not all over - but in spots."

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"I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one."

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