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Humor Quotes

“Punctuality is the thief of time.”

— Oscar Wilde

“Irony is wasted on the stupid”

— Oscar Wilde

“Jim said he believed it was spirits, but I says: no, spirits wouldn't say "dern the dern fog".”

“Have a place for everything and keep the things somewhere else. That is not advice, it is merely custom.”

“Richard Wagner, a musician who wrote music which is better than it sounds.”

“Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience - 4000 critics.”

“The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French.”

“Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.”

“I don't like to commit myself about Heaven and Hell, you see, I have friends in both places.”

“Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.”

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