Grow with Grace. Live with Purpose.

Humor Quotes

“I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!”

“I was born modest - not all over - but in spots.”

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”

“I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.”

“Get your facts first, and then you can distort 'em as much as you please.”

“Familiarity breeds contempt and children.”

“Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.”

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”

“Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”

“What a good thing Adam had - when he said a good thing, he knew nobody had said it before.”

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