Grow with Grace. Live with Purpose.

Humor Quotes

“I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.”

“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.”

“I have too much respect for the truth to drag it out on every trifling occasion.”

“In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.”

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”

“When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.”

“Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death.”

“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.”

“The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.”

“By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity – another man's, I mean.”

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