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Humor Quotes

“You can tell German wine from vinegar ... by the label.”

“I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.”

“Now, then, that is the tale. Some of it is true.”

“Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.”

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”

“Ethical man - a Christian holding four aces.”

“Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.”

“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.”

“When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”

“We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents.”

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