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Humor Quotes

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”

“Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.”

“A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't.”

“Sometimes I wish we could hear of a country that's out of kings.”

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”

“Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.”

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”

“Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”

“I would rather decline two drinks than one German adjective.”

“Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are pliable.”

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